OK... UGG's were never considered "beautiful" footwear, however they were/are comfortable. I will admit I wear them to the gym, grocery store and in heavy snow falls... Women, men, and children wear them for comfort... but style? I don't know, I don't know if anyone really considers themselves a style icon while doting a giant sheepskin boot. So, what is really frustrating me (beyond belief) is that UGG keeps creating this hideous creations that they consider wonderful and sells them to the public, who in return eats them up... in addition, they collaborated with Jimmy Choo this past year and as of recent with Swarovski. If you didn't notice, those heinous Jimmy Choo UGG's were on the sale rack within like a month... isn't that reason enough to stop wasting your companies money with pointless collaborations that don't sell? I don't know about you, but I am not down to spend my money on an 800 dollar pair of UGG's with studs or rhinestones strategically placed all over them.
So here it is... I present you UGG and the City (I made that name up myself):
Guess which ones these are??? Common... Guess, guess!!!! BINGO!!! VEGAS BABY!!! Why buy a plane ticket to Vegas when you can have the city right on your feet for the same price!?! Brilliant UGG, just Brilliant.
I like how they made New York the color of concrete, now my feet really are a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, feet dreams. UGG really seems to know what I (the consumer) wants in my boot. I can't wait to spend 800 dollars on these beauties.
It's so impressive how well they emulate the city... it's almost like I'm there. It's really going to be hard to choose the perfect city boot. But don't forget... if you like the country better, they have the American flag on a boot, or the United Kingdom on a boot... apparently UGG doesn't appreciate Canada, totally would have bought those.
Let's make a bet which celeb will be seen in this... mmmmm Miley Cyrus!?!
On a completely different note. My friend Kaley sent me a picture of the very pregnant Rachel Zoe the other day... seems that she got incredibly pregnant over night. I guess there is just so long you can hide your stomach for until people notice your not 20 pounds anymore... People are so amazed that she is so stylish and able to walk in 5'' heels when she is pregnant, but here's what I say. Now she knows how it feels to be a normal person. Yes Rachel... that's how much normal people weigh, we all need to carry that much body weight on a regular basis... I know, BA-NA-NAS.
Rodger is going to be in for quite the surprise when the due date comes and shes on the table, legs spread and a pair of Louboutin's and a Versace gown pops out, "So that's where those went...". I kid, I kid... But really...
Aight folks... I am currently in Philadelphia and have to get going... that's all for now. Lataaaa
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