Monday, November 29, 2010

Back... bitches... ?

After a wonderful vacation away with the Bear, I am back in Toronto... BOOOOOO.


I feel heavier... I think I may have gained about 10 pounds due to thanksgiving, oh well...such is life (and no mom and dad, I will not go to the gym). Sadly enough the only pictures I took on my trip were of Jer and I at Carnegie Deli... a true thisiswhyyourefat.com moment brought to you by... ME. Case in point, see picture (as usual I ate my whole half and Jeremy left the whole turkey portion of his, so sad). However, New York was great (as always). We traveled all the way to Brooklyn just to get my Jeffrey Campbell boots (Yeah, I got them!!!), went to the Meat Packing District, Soho, Times Square... the usual. I was a little disappointed with shopping and did not buy as much as I thought.

Other then all of that, I saw Harry Potter!!!! I don't know which I was more excited about, seeing Harry Potter, or the Chronicles of Narnia preview that came on before (get ready mom)! Also, how much do you want to be a wizard or a witch after you watch Harry Potter? Like I have dreams for days after watching the movie. I dream that I can fly and cast spells... I envy Meryl in her witchcraft class... I wonder if she has learned to make polyjuice potion yet...Probably not, I'll have to settle for best friends that are not witches or wizards, and just learn about it in ridiculous university classes (just kidding I love you non the less)... still cool, regardless if she is a real witch or not.

On to the next exciting point of the weekend, maybe even one of the highlights, or as my dad would say "one of the douchiest points" of my weekend. Guess who I Jesse "S" (I don't like to tell people my middle name) Lyman saw driving around Freehold New Jersey!? Yes folks... that's right.... you guessed it!!!! THE SITUATION. The 60 year old looking guido himself driving his 2008 used Bentley coupe, what a stud. As if the world wasn't filled with enough douches already, this guy had to come along... I  can't lie though... I got really excited. If I had a little guidette in me, I would have flashed him... however, I may have exploded being the grenade I am. Jokes jokes jokes.... About the flashing part (I swear I would never flash someone).  I took the liberty of including a picture of him and labeling it "old man", in case you were not 100 percent convinced, now you are. It does not take away from the fact I saw him though... BE EXCITED FOR ME.

OK, 2:45 am for real. What have I been doing for the past 4 hours since I got home from seeing Jer? Why, I'm so glad you asked... I have been obsessing over finding a faux fur vest thanks to my sister. I tried a bunch on in New York and decided I look fabulous in them (no matter how man repelling I am, please see www.manrepeller.com for details, she is my saint). So, now I am obsessively scrounging the interweb for a store that sells a fur vest in Toronto... no such luck as of yet. Until next time... A little something to tickle your fancy...

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